Boz Made

Wed, 21 May 2008 20:29:09 GMT

I'm just here to promote sexy_pantyhose - A sketch/art community being run by cerberusgurl It's where all my non-Phoenix Wright art'll be posted from now on. See you there - feel free to join!

You'll speak when you're spoken to

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:12:08 GMT

This is a message to my watchers who are Phoenix Wright Fans

If you want to see my PW art, from now on go to Turnabout Sketch - a community me and Jo made to let the internet see our gay art.

So, have fun, I won't be posting anymore here, you see. I mean, I'll be posting OTHER art here, just not my Phoenix Wright stuff.

Thanks for listening :)

From misery to happiness

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 20:01:25 GMT

HAY GUYS. Some statistics for you, to compensate for the fact I'm not doing well in my actual stats class!

There are 21 pictures
18/21 contain colour
9/21 are for an Art Trade with cerberusgurl
8/21 contain characters from the Ace Attorney series
6/21 contain GAY
5/21 contain old men
3/21 contain Werewolves
3/21 contain Lawyercest
2/21 contain Legalcest
1/21 contains samauricest

PUPPY. Some Roxburgh/McKinley, because it's a cute pairing. McKinley is a PUPPY. PUPPYPUPPYPUPPY ; ; <3 jvanfoggray's characters.

A bunch of ATCs I did for an Art Trade with cerberusgurl - she wanted any of her characters, and man this was fun. She has wonderful designs to work with :O I never have any idea what to do with backgrounds and names sooo YEH. Tell me your favourite for kicks 8D

This is also for Nicki - I do not have a laminator, or whatever, so I drew her an extra picture - OLD MEN. Heihachi from Tekken, Jerry from Totally Spies and Jiraiya from Naruto. For some reason the sketch lines didn't want to rub out properly D: Characters belong to respective creators.

I do not know if I ever uploaded this. Sorry if I have. ANYWAY. Crawford and Nathaniel playing operation. Worst Looking Dead Guy Ever. Also, I ca't actually remember what part of the arm the Funny Bone is located in, so uh yes. Crawford has SKILL. Crawford is belong to cerberusgurl and Nathaniel is mine.

Nicki's Birthday Present - Horus because he's kinda awesome. I love colouring hairy men XD YEH. According to me, he's reading Hellsing. I DO NOT KNOW WHY. Again, he belongs to cerberusgurl

Kiela's birthday present - Warren, because he's awesome. Haha, look at how I covered up not being able to colour albinos :) OH, he's dressed as a Hellsing officer because...he's a detective or something, and Kiela likes Helsing and he's a werewolf...so it made sense? He's her character.

Will Powers and Jack Hammer from Phoenix Wright [1-3]. DON'T SMELL THAT FLOWER WIL IT'S LACED WITH SEDATIVES D:

GENERIC PAIRING IS GO. Edgewright is so much fun though :( OH, yeh...about Edgeworth's anatomy...YEH. I don't know how that happened... I do like how Phoenix came out though.

This picture is basically what happens when the Japanese invade Britain. The British REJECT their food. I only really uploaded this because I liked the way Phoenix and littlePhoenix turned out. Edgeworth just always looks like crap. YEH, Phoenix is feeding Edge a tentacle. He's Japanese, come on >( /stereotype

Neil Marshall and Bruce Goodman from Phoenix Wright [1-5]. YEH. I do support this pairing. Even though..you know...we never meet any of these characters due to them being dead... Generic Grey for Ghosts and all.

Here, have some Ganfred. Or, Damon Gant [PW: 1-5] and Manfred von Karma [PW: 1-4]. This is probably my favourite of all the GAY pictures. If you're thinking "You didn't know what to do with Gant's hair, did you?" you'd be right.

Manny looks weird in my style :( He's like, Nathaniel's younger, posher, more awesome half brother :(

I it sad that this is the best picture of Edgeworth I've drawn :( I was bored on the train.

...I-I haven't even played Apollo Justice, and I'm in love with this pairing. Apollo/Piano FTW. Yes, I do honestly think Apollo is that small. WHY IS HIS HEAD SHAPED SO WEIRD?! And yeh, Piano [Klavier] is amused. I don't know why I gave him his sunglasses, yet kept his long hair.

Where is love?

Sun, 06 Jan 2008 16:02:44 GMT

OK, so my new scanner works.

I mean, I'm still not very good at making it do what I want.

A bunch of my characters as Pokémon. I did some more, but I think Jo has them. Sorry that the scanned ones are larger than the computer ones WTF.

Pokémon!Hans. Yeh, I dunno why I didn't just stick him on the sheet with the rest...

Nathaniel and Alec as the members of the Army Surplus Special - Sergeant Blast and Private Meekly, respectivly. The ASS[!] looks like a tank/teapot hybrid. I figured that Alec wanted it to be a Teapot, and Fergs wanted it to be a tank. Hench, the tank that runs on Caffeine.

If you didn't understand any of that, go watch Wacky Races.

Weevil Underwood [Insector Haga] and Rex Raptor [Dinosaur Ryuzaki] from Yu-Gi-Oh!. Yes, as a pairing. And yes, as young adults, or older teenagers [I do not believe for one second that either Weevil or Rex are 16/15 in the anime. They look, act, sound and dress like 11/12 year olds].
Rex is stealing Weevil's glasses because he's an asshat like that.
For some bizarre reason, their clothing hasn't changed at all. I was lazy. Also, I forgot what Rex wore apart from that stupid hat.
Weevil's hair really bugged me [no pun intended], because I don't know what colour it is, being colourblind to blue/greens >( But once I settled on a colour, it was fun to shade 8D

Henry and Marianne. No, I not know what Henry is drinking. These are jvanfoggray's characters~

Zee, the daughter of Nem and Cordall [whose name always has a different spelling...]. Yes. Her breasts aren't meant to be so large wtf. >>

Betty and Almanac being cute, when they were younger. She's probably about 19 here, and he'd be like, 23? Yeh. Like Weevil and Rex, they haven't changed their outfits is years XD;

The Architect [AKA Archie Text if you can figure out where I stole the name from, I'll give you cookies]. Yes. If you can figure out why I have 5 random job titles written in the top left, I'll give you a cookie. Hint: It comes from a song.

Going down now

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 14:15:03 GMT

OK, so today I drew this:

It's the first time I've drawn a proper picture using my tablet. Hence the anatomy etc is so crap. It's Marv [larger one] and Glory. Glory is jvanfoggray's character, so I don't know if his colours are right. Sorry Jo.

Like when hope dies

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:20:15 GMT

To celebrate me having found my tablet, I present you with a completly random picture of Hans

Right, I have no fucking idea what the hell he's holding. He's a doctor, maybe it's a bizarre chemical someone wants him to look at. He's on an aeroplane with glass all around. Yes. OC crap!

Lovey dovey dovey stuff

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 17:29:48 GMT

A Thanksgiving Turkey, especially for metallic_liger. :3

Although I don't celebrate the holiday, I do think it makes a lot of sense to have a not-nessecarily religious holiday where people say what they're thankful for. I'm thankful for many things, yet I hardly ever express it. So yes, I hope my touch-pad/OC combination shows you that XD

Light up, light up

Wed, 31 Oct 2007 19:07:36 GMT

For Halloween, the best I can muster is a picture of Denzel dressed as Freddy Kreuger, drawn on Open Canvas, with a touchpad - in otherwords, a really shit picture XD So sorry.

One Two, Freddy!Denzel's coming for you...

Out of all the people in the world

Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:01:29 GMT

jvanfoggray's Daubeny in a florist. Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors loooves him, and Daubeny looooves Audrey II. :D

Recently, I made the discovery that Izzy from Digimon Series 1, is the same height as Auguste [Who is jvanfoggray's]. And well. I fangirl both of them D: The thing on his head is meant to be Tentomon. Yes

Denzel and Agnes when they were 18 8D

Nathaniel getting tentacle raped DD: Actually, she's almost blind, so she touches him to figure out his expressions and movements.

Viktor Offenheimer

Henry C. love Victor F. <3

If it hasn't stunk so bad

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 18:10:10 GMT

Unfortunaly, I threw out a lot of my notes, so there will be no entry composed of doodles from them. But I suppose that's a good thing.

Nathaniel [Mine; Right] and Crawford [cerberusgurl's; Left] in Genderbending, Cosplaying, Stabbity Love!

Basically, I've always wanted to draw them as Rayne and The Butcheress [Both from BloodRayne] for obvious reasons. They both like cutting things up, and Crawford is a vampire. And Nathaniel's daddy was a Nazu :| So yes. But to be honest, there is no point in drawing anyone in those costumes unless they have half decent sized boobs. Seriously. In the Game, The Butcheress's outfit is far more low cut than that. It disturbs me that, as a woman, Nathaniel looks exactly the same. Crawford looks like a Transvestite. But that's because you can't see his boobs :| But Nicki! I REMEMBERED MY RED PEN TO DRAW THE BLOOD IN XD [/Obviousness that I have listened to Cartoon Nightmare about a million times]

V wants to show you his Pokeymans. His Pokeyman is Eevee. Duh. E.V. Evie. XD /tard

This is inspired by BloodRayne. That's not actually a tongue. It's actually supposed to be a daemite forcing it's way inside someone :D I can't remember if that's what actually happens, but let's pretend. [The guy in this picture looks like the bastard child of Nathaniel and his Dad. That's just wrong.]

Hans and Dorcas. AWW. GAY MEN.

The Puppetmaster

The Toymaker. He's the puppet. The original personality of the Puppetmaster. But yeh. Those are elastic strings.

Denzel's Big Brother, Alfie [Alford]. I like him.

Jacques, Erik's Butler/Manservant. Just a head shot. But I like it.

[EDIT] My GOD. Only one of these pictures isn't in biro XD

Dead babies can't take things off the shelves

Mon, 04 Jun 2007 18:32:47 GMT

This is a picture jvanfoggray drew. I cannot find the original lineart for the life of me on my computer. So yeh. I swear he lineart is better than mine. Lines/character are hers, crappy colours are mine.

The only person who will understand this is cerberusgurl. IF she even understands it XD It's hard to tell that those are a bunch of Daemites that Nathaniel is about to present to Crawford-I-Swear. Flowers suck. Daemites are interesting and can be dissected. XD

Again, Nathaniel and Crawford. I SWEAR THAT'S NOT A SKIRT. XD Crawford is not naked I swear. I think they'r eboth in towels, and Nathaniel is terrifying because he doesn't want Crawford to steal his virginity while he's this vulnerable ;; AWW XD [yeh, I don't know why Crawford is such a pervert in this picture]

Denzel having nightmares +random doodles

The Teratologist. He's a harpie/valkyrie thing. [At least, via my own definition. Don't get all angry with me and tell me 'That's not wtf a harpie OR a Valkyrie is!'] He makes Monsters. Or. At least tries to.

Oosa without clothes and wig. With Nathaniel shadow for dramatic effect because I R TEH COOLZ

Nathaniel is purdy.

Nathaniel is ded. Look how well I drawn severed limbs XD

LOL. Me and Rachael where laughing at how stereotypically Black the guy in Freddy 3+4 was. So I drew Athanasius just so everyone can tell he's black. XD HE HAS BIG LIPS AND A STUPID EXPRESSION HE MUST BE BLACK XD [BTW: please don't take this seriously XD I might live in a place with 1/1000 black people, but I do know that not all black people look like this XD I like making fun of stereotypes]

Dental Sugery. Fee being the observer, Vector being the dentist. I have no idea who the poor person in the chair is. Probably Almanac XD Imagine having to go to your best friend to get your teeth pulled :X

A Filler Comic, Starring Crawford and Nathaniel

Sat, 12 May 2007 16:00:39 GMT

Call me what you like

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 17:03:11 GMT

Daubeny ♥ 's Nathaniel XD
[this picture shows jvanfoggray's Daubeny Crowley and my own Nathaniel Ferguson as teenagers at St Benedict's]

XD UHM. This is because I make Henry use apostrophe's every time I write him. I are the magical apostrophe fairy!
Henry is jvanfoggray's

Artisson [Snake Demon Prince] and his wife [Vampire Demon]. He's actually opening his eyes, believe it or not.

Nathnaniel going 'D:?' because Henry braided his hair [PRETEND I CAN DRAW BRAIDS. USE YOUR IMAGINATION!]

Nathaniel in a weird style. I was drawing because we were trapped in my bedroom whilst the plumbers came.

Black Betty is really white. With black hair/fur. :D Her facial expression is always the same.

Hans Eigenmann. The Offenheimer's Doctor and Dorcas' loveeer.

Some random pictures of Von Lustbaum. Pretend I know how to draw Nazi uniform. I play enough Bloodrayne. I should know. [yeh...he IS Nathaniel's Daddy]

Random picture of Cordall going 'Ssh!'.

Give it to me now!

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:45:54 GMT

This post only contains 7 pictures.

3/7 are doodles from school or somewhere I shouldn't be doodling
2/7 are actually coloured
4/7 contain Nathaniel
3/7 contain Nathaniel being a whore and/or pimp
2/7 contain Henry Lodossier
2/7 contain Crawford
1/7 involves characters playing Bloodrayne

/Statistics

Nathaniel and Crawford play Bloodrayne together because that's the sort of stuff Hot Surgical Love is made of. The conversation is

N: Did he just say "We wear you like Liederhosen"?
C: Yeah
N: That's disgusting
C: I know

Ignore tyhe fact that Crawford's head is like, 5 times larger than Nathaniel's, and that his hand is all weird. I just posted this because Nathanie's face made me laugh XD OH, and sorry for not remember what Crawford looks like cerberusgurl 8D I was in school.

I can't actually remember if I posted this before. BUT HEY. More CrawfordXNathaniel because they're a hot pairing. Crawford is holding a giatn scaple/knife. Nathaniel says "OMG U FRIEK". Again, I posted this because Nathaniel's face made me laugh XD Crawford is belong to cerberusgurl

Nathaniel and his OTHER Not-Boyfriend - jvanfoggray's Henry Lodossier. Boo, You whore XD This scene takes place on Nathaniel's Single Bed of Awesome^TM. OH ABOUT HENRY. The random lines down his chest are in fact stitching 8D And his lame anatomy is a defect of their Hot Surgical Lovemaking [No joke, we RPed the whole thing XD]. /lame

Last picture of Nathaniel for tonight, I swear. It's another one of him from that video game me and Jo are going to make. Because he's amazing like that. XD [I have no idea if I posted this picture already X3]

Exactly as the picture says "Henry Lodossier". He's jvanfoggray's.

Same as above, except the character is different [duh]. Experimental colouring.

An Open Canvas coloured piece. An A'Meera and her Goblin husband. He's showing her something pretty in a cave behind a waterfall. They don't have names yet. She is the sister of my other A'Meera character - Oosa. Just incase you want to know.

Yeh darling, gunna make it happen

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 19:45:36 GMT

Small update this time

Crack in the rain! Ignore the fact that Henry doesn't seem to have a body. I got lazy [evidently]. Henry is jvanfoggray's and Nathaniel is mine.

General crack. Henry looks like a right aul perv here. And yeh, I got lazy again and didn't bother to finish anyone's body. WTC are Henry's arms so large?

Auguste and Diem. Auguste makes Diem feel better, because he's 8 inches smaller than in. Auguste says ">:|" before he goes to whack Diem with his stick. I drew Diem from memory. So yeh. Both characters are jvanfoggray's

Albina in a chainmail dress with a brestplate and various other pieces over the top. Yes, this is before she had most of her surgery.

Reference for Jo, of what Nathaniel would look like where I to put him into this awesome Videogame we're making. He looks the same, and it's great.

This is just him from the back, to show his hair would be shorter and he still wears gloves. Oh. And yeh. Nathaniel indeed sez "DEAD BABIES!"

For the same game, this is a reference of Denzel. Now there's a change for you. If you're curious, his coat goes the same way Percy's does in This Picture. There's the original sketch because it's clearer.

make love to me forever

Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:41:07 GMT

Yay, an update of 14 pictures. Some are just doodles, but ~~crappy~~ amusing nonetheless.

Augustine! Aww. Yeh. I've never drawn a griffin before. The colours are nicer in real. Coloured whilst on the phone to his creator jvanfoggray. I coloured his beak the wrong colour D:

Craptastic MS paint doodle of cerberusgurl's Crawford. Vampiric Surgeons for the win!

A long promised ~~crappy coloured doodle~~ picture of Denzel and his Not-Boyfriend Dancôme. Pretend Dancôme is kneeling down. Seriously. Dancôme is jvanfoggray's

Erik, pretending to be an ogre (complete with Shrek-ears of awesome), so he can become Best Friends Forever with cerberusgurl's character - Eryk. Eryk, needless to say, thinks Erik is a moron.

I love the height difference between the two. It's so weird making Erik look SMALL. But yeh. Erik is now bothering his Ogre-friend, by trying to dress him up.

Nathaniel and his not-boyfriend - Crawford from the glorious coloured picture up above somewhere. I wish I could one day draw these two properly because we all love surigcal love. Yes, Nathaniel is holding a pair of scissors to his lovers face. AWWW~

Oh yeh. Here's another one of OOC!Nathaniel. This is basically him going into fangirl mode every time he sees Henry after the Moreau incident. AWWW~

This is meant to be Rachel's character Lay. Lay always seems to wear interesting clothes for a boy. But yeh, this is really just a big mess of crap 8D

I was bored one day at school and out popped this random doodle of jvanfoggray's Bertholdt. He's adorable, but I fear I made him look not like Bertholdt. His hair jsut looks like a red mess :o

Oh! The cliché! Teatime with a cup of tea! Everybody, let me show you my interpretation of Teatime - as in, the wonderful character from Terry Pratchett's Hogfather. I couldn't exactly remember his description, except the eyes, but...yeh, I made him up. My design has logic behind it, I swear. His laces are uptied because if he needs to kill someone quickly, he can bend down to "tie his laces" but really just unlacethem and strangle the person with them. I think about strange things. I always reckoned Teatime had a strange dress sense, but I could be wrong.

It's Paolo-Claude...BUT WAIT!!!1one! That's not his standard outfit!!!1one! IN FACT!!!!111eleventy! That outfit looks mightly similar to his best friend - ERIK'S OUTFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry about that, I swear, I'm not on drugs. Yeh. Whoever said you had to wear black to a funeral. Erik would probably have haunted Paolo, were Paolo to wear his standard black-and-white to his funeral. THUS. Erik dieded and Paolo wore colours in memory of his fathappy friend. HAPPY ENDING :D

omg new character! Meet DMM. He hates being called Dorcas, because it's a girls name. But We'll call him Dorcas anyway. He's the leader of the Alkaline Family - the immortal-rights terrorist cult of AUoD2. The other five that I never draw are 2nd only to him and equal with each other. God, I cannot draw black people without making them look hideously white.

Dorcas again, except his hair is different. Yes, he's worn the same clothes for 200 years. Don't bug him about it.

The trouble with you

Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:11:08 GMT

Added a new header. and changed colours of the layout because I'm ~~sick of revising~~ bored

This is a concept I had in my head for jvanfoggray's character, Dancôme Moreau. I worked on this picture whenever I was bored in study/media studies/maths/physics/school in general. Hence it's drawn on squared paper. Oh well.

In which Augustine and Erik bother The New Guy [that being Nathaniel]. OK, what's happening in this picture is, Augustine is babbling ["Hi! I'm Augustine! You're New! You're Smaller Than The Last Guy! I Love Your Hair!"] and trying to play with Nathaniel's hair, whilst helping himself to one of the chocolate biscuits Erik is offering. I only put this here because I like Augustine, and how he could spontatneously turn into an anime character at any minute. XD

Maria Offenheimer. I was going to finish this but everything decided to smudge, because I had it in the rain whilst transporting between houses >> Words around her are from the song "Maria" from West Side Story.

I draw Nathaniel when I can't think of anyone else to draw. Simple. XD

Cancer Reference sheet. Yeh, this sucks but I don't care 8D

96 Old High Street!Erik. I mean. If 96OHS is set in the 21st century, and Erik is 20-something, he'd be born in the 1980s, and therefore shouldn't dress as if he lived in the 1880s [I mean, he DOES in normal canon, but yeh]. Therefore I had to give him something modern. I figured if he was living nowadays, he'd actualy wear his reading glasses, because glasses have become fashionable in the past few years. And fashion is something Erik knows something about. It's a pity he has no idea about colours though. [PS - if you can figure out what job he does from the book he's reading, you get brownie points]

Another Dancôme concept picture. This is an image I had in my head of when he was crazy. Well. I don't know if he was crazy, or if he was just locked up or what. BUT HEY. I plan to do someting with this to make it look a bit less strange [like crop it, and colour the pretty bleedy patterns on his arms]. Oh, ignore the fact he's not really wearing clothes either. And please pretend he's skinny.

woo doodles

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 19:05:30 GMT

Right. Just so you know the majority of this post is doodles. As in, sketches that I can't be bothered finisheing, but thought I oguht to show you.

Erik's Mad Cousin - Thierry. Yeh. He tried to cut his own nose off 8D

If Nathaniel was a normal person, he'd wear a T-shirt like that. Yup

This is actually me giving jvanfoggray's Pi a redesign. I should really, because he's not mine, but yeh. I don't know what possesed me to give him sideburns. The person in the right in Lightning Loonette/Luna. The only reason she's half there is because both her and Pi have multicoloured hair.

I erally wish I could be bothered to finish this/do a better version. It's a conversation between Denzel and jvanfoggray's Vangaarde.

Denzel: Mine's bigger than yours
Vangaarde: *looking down* !!!

Yeh. That's not what he's talking about. Look at both their faces and maybe you can figure it out.

For jvanfoggray. Because Almanac reminds her of Ned Flanders. XD

Me, as I was feeling last(?) week. Angry at everything. So I stole Nathaniel's clothes as well as his job [cutting people up]

Since I was so angry last week, I told myself to draw something cute and happy to calm me down. So out comes small!Lallie. I have no idea what he's wearing. But oh well. He's adorably scary. Lallie [even in this state] belongs to jvanfoggray

Long time no see >> Hey everyone, Auguste is back. This time he's dressed in wizarding robes, because he's Proffessor Flitwick's Twin Brother Only Not. It's strange. If you don't draw the whole of him, you can actually make him look normal sized.

Almanac's wife Betty. More on her later.

Unnamed as of yet. But yeh. Someone both black and white, male and female. NOT a hermaphrodite. Someone who changes from male to female. [it's just occuring to me now, isn't there an anime like that?] Yeh. s/he's an outcast, hence the piercings [piercings make people seem like freaks in that world :D Because of the transformations, piercings are a bad idea most of the time anyway]

Well here's a depressing picture. jvanfoggray's Henry, with his wife Marianne. ~~Yes she's got breasts, get over it~~. I'm not sure whether she's unconsious, and about to have an operation,or if she's had an operation and is teh ded. At least, I think that's how she died. Not sure. I know she had cancer. It just occurs to me that I don't know what type of cancer she had. WELL. She has a scar under her breast because yeh. I can.

Heeeeere's Betty! OK, let me talk about her now. Betty is the combination of 3 songs.
Her personality: Diva Lady by Divine Comedy [the lyrics on the picture]
Her Name: You can call me Al by Paul Simon
Her design: Black Betty by Ram Jam, although the Tom Jones version suits her better.

So there you go.

Just a flat colour reference of an old picture. Bill [Denzel's little brother] and his wife Rani. Yes, her hair is dyed

Here's some 96 Old High Street icons because I'm cool.

Random Update

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 16:29:09 GMT

Yeh, haven't gone here in a while.

I call him Bernard. I named him after the stuffed Koala jvanfoggray brought me back from Oz <3 Actually, his whole character is based around that Koala. <3

Based on a conversation me and jvanfoggray had. It was about Denzel being a cowboy. OK, not exactly. But yeh. The point is, his hipflash is empty, and he's going to try and get some liqour/whiskey off Henry Lodossier [not pictured, because he sucks XD]. OH this was done on paper, then coloured on OC, and then the lines were taken away. So yeh. Just so you know.

Well this turned out horribly badly. The worst thing is I still don't know what was meant to be going on. Anyway, here we have Erik [fat blonde one] and Claude [jvanfoggray's] expect not really, because I made up Claude's design. I actually drew this picture BEFORE the one I put on dA and [In my opinion] Claude looks better in that one, so yeh. I man, his face is smudged and dirty for one thing. In this one he looks like he's freaking poor Erik out. *headshake* Yeh. One day I'll get it right. [but first of all, I need Jo to give me Claude reference ;D]

FREE LESBIANS!! I mean uh...ANYWAY. Like with the case of Claude, this is a picture I drew without reference. I mean I HAVE seen pictures of Reeny [...is her name even Reeny? Reemy? OH GOD Rachel I'm forgetting your characters names ; ;] and Ebony before, but Rachel decided to go and delete them, so I have no reference except my bad memory XD And what a bad memory it is. Anyway, I'll call the blonde one Reeny. I don't think I've got the characters right, but I've always thought of Reeny as the really pretty and girly one, and Ebony as...not so much. So in this picture, Reeny is trying to ~~feel~~ doll Ebony up. For like...a date with Blake or something. I HAVE NO IDEA.

FREE LALLIE. As if jvanfoggray's Dalalai didn't get enough fanart already. So this time he just gets a lame doodle +ink. I have no idea what he's smiling at.

Here's one for you Rachel. When she saw Maria dressed as Paolo-Claude she reckoned I should draw Paolo in Maria's dress. Well here, it's not exactly Maria's dress, but it is A dress. He's so embarrassed AWW.

Poor Little Rich Girl. This is Katherine, Almanac and Betty's daughter. She takes after her mother. She likes to think she's better than you. And is frustrated at the fact she actually has to work. Mummy, why couldn't you marry a pure-bred black cat like you? Mummy why?! No, You're not a pure-bred feline. Get used to it. Just like your fatehr, you work for your mother now, so stop being such a whiney bitch.

GAYMEN!

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 16:49:21 GMT

"Henri?"
"Oui?"
"Can we stop here a minute?"

All together now AWWWWWwwwwWWW. Aren't they an adorable couple? jvanfoggray's Henry +Marianne. As teenagers. MAN it felt wrong drawing Henry as anything but an old man. So forgive me if he looks odd.

Pi: ♥
Merry: D:<

Pi and one of the many loves of his life. Merry's stick. I'm not 100% sure where Merry's other arm is. Or why Pi is so LARGE. Whatever. Pi +inanimate objects belonging to the Wood family = OTP. Seriously, I hope he doesn't do to that stick what he tried to do to Viv's guitar. [characters are Jo's. Random crap is mine]

Herr Erik Offenheimer everyone. +lyrics to National Express. Blame Jo. She quoted that one line [It's hard to get by when your arse is the size of a small country] to me too many times for me not to want to add it to Erik. Erik's favourite small country is Luxemburg. Luxemborg. Uh. I can't spell. Anyway. Erik is like the National Express. [take the national express, when your life's in a mess] When you're screwed up in life, go talk to Erik. He'll sort you out. It's wqhat he's paid to do. I mean, he ruins the illusion that you're tlaking to yourself by running up and hugging you at times, but oh well.

Nathaniel is like Henry in a few respects. One being, he's damn annoying to draw as a teenager. Hence the above picture. This one shows you that he can sleep anywhere. Including up trees on the school grounds. It also shows you that he suffered from acne. The reason he has a pair of binoculars in his hand is because he was birdwatching. He liked watching birds. He liked to find out where they went, to see if they flew low enough for him to be able to catch and kill them :/ Yes that IS "The island of Dr Moreau" he was reading!

No more cuts!

Sat, 16 Sep 2006 09:49:45 GMT

OK I'm back, with craaaap

Pitstop?! EEEE!! PITSTOP!

A tribuate to my favourite character from Cars. The Tiny little blue guy. Whose name I can never remember. Guido or something close. So, um, my best attempt at humanising him!!1one! Seeing, I uh, didn't actually remember what he looked like. All I knew if that he was small and blue. If he was huamn, I'd make him about 4 feet tall. AWWWWWWwwwR. [No, I'm not sure why I made him blonde w/ blue eyes...considering Italian's are often darker in hair and eye colour but oh well. It makes him really cute.]

"No. Erik, just...NO"

"...mais oui!"

"....NO"

A tribuate to uh.... something. Erik taking "The guys" out clothes shopping. And keen to get Nathaniel into something with y'know, actual colour in it. I think by this stage Henry will have ~~ran~~ strided away. Or is standing right beside Erik, getting ready to whack him when he turns around and tries to get Henry into something with frills.

A tribuate to A Journey to the centre of the Earth. Anyone who has seen it, will recognise the huge mushrooms, and those hideous trousers. Modelled by my very own Alec [named for Alec McEwen of that film, who originally wore those damn trousers and also, named for Alex Trevylan from Goldeneye].

A tribuate to The phantom of the Opera. Erik happens to share his first name with a disfigured musical genius. He finds this hilarious. Because well, yeh.

A tribuate to the Fool from King Lear. Because hey, that's what Hanuk is, a fool!

IMPORTANT NOTICE!!

Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:49:25 GMT

Important Notice!!! _{I think kinda!}

Due to dA being sucky and/or hackers, I have a brand new dA address!!1one!

So yeh, now I am victor-victim because I am ~~as creative as T. Mccarthy when it comes to renaming things~~ cool like that.

OH WOE

Sat, 02 Sep 2006 18:22:38 GMT

Attention anyone who really cares:

I'm just going to tell you, that there will [more than likely] be less updates than usual. Because to be honest, I've lost track of where I last was.

Anoher change is that if I do update, it'll less likely be sketches, but more likely be coloured picture and inks that don't go on dA. So um. Yeh. Don't be too disappointed X3

oh, new completed stuff

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:05:34 GMT

Look how I can screw with Dimanche :D

Number 75: Mirror

truckloads of notsoawesome

Fri, 11 Aug 2006 09:19:11 GMT

OK, so this is over a month late. But hey. On the left we have a French woman, yelling, because France were beaten on freaking penalties [I have no idea how to spell that] in the 2006 World Cup Final. On the right we have an Italian man, dressed in his Italy outfit [...WHY do Italy wear Blue? I never understood that], looking smug about his team winning. In the middle, we have their son - Paolo-Claude, very scared about being in the middle of his parents arguement.

...These characters normally exist in the Victorian Era, so uh, look - they're all modernised!! [PS - I hope Zidane is how you spell the name of that headbutting guy]

Dragon! In colour!

Sol! In nonhuman form! Giing RAWR. [if anyone's wondering - he's Spite's cousin. Y'know, part dragion, part canine. I have a weird obbsession with that combo] Man, I will never get used to his new colours [his old ones were the reverse. Blue where the green is, and vice versa, and Orange where the yellow is and vice versa, but oh well]. The black markings are a new addition!

Eh, this is just a doodle - toying with an idea I have about transplanting some of my characters into Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds [with outfits based on the graphic novel]. This is [meant to be] Benedict as Ogilvy, the astronmer. And in his hand that's a wonky mini!telescope. One of the ones you can fold up. Yeh.

Random picture of Aquamon. I think she's reaching over a rock to get something, so I doodled in [by memory] one of those crest thingies :O So, um, yeh.

Back to the WotW. Here we have Denzel as the Reporter/the Journalist/George. Y'know, thew guy that tells the story. Around him is random quotes from like, parts of songs. Including the infamous, "No one would have believed, in the last years of the 19th century...." XD

OK, this isn't so much based on the WotW thing, I just stole a line from Parson Nathaniel, and gave it to MY Nathaniel. Because I can :/

"I'll show you the pain of real immortality!"

OH! LOOK! Fanart! It's Pannus Tyrannus, the mummyboy from PhD: Phantasy degree! <3 Well, ok, I made him a bit older, and completely faked knowing anything about male anatomy, but HEY. I like it. I'm lazy and don't rub out sketch lines.

Cheer up, Emo kid!

Um, it's Lallie, everyone. Say Hi. As if there isn't enough of him in this SJ. HE SPREADS LIKE A DISEASE. Or, something. But We all love him. [jvanfoggray's Dalalai everyone. Not mine or yours.]

Starring [....haha pun] Andrew and Alex! I swear this looked better as a sketch. But NO, I decided not to scan it, but to try and transfer it to OpenCanvas instead. And hehe. It looks like a kid could have done this but oh well 8D

Starring Sol! and Sol! [yeh, the same guy] Uh yeh, I warped this with the computer before saving the original sketch, so yeh X3 Will be coloured!